I see dead people

It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a sick individual. It’s a finely crafted trait, honed over many years of dysfunctional behavior. I take solace in knowing there are useful outlets for my odder inclinations. Without further ado, I will try to resurrect one of them: the Dead Pool. The rules are simple: come up with a list of 10 celebrities you think will shuffle off this mortal coil in the next 12 months. As the membership of the choir invisible grows, so does your point total. To paraphrase the old Mormon tenet, “He who toys around with the most dead people wins.” To make things more interesting, I am proposing $1 per entry, please forward this to anyone who is sicker than I was aware of, as well as friends, relatives, and complete strangers you have caught in a Ponzi scheme. Before anyone whines about the sanctity of human life, it’s not like I’m advocating killing people for profit (but if I’m close come next November, Buddy Ebsen better watch his back.). Just giving these celebrities one last moment in the sun. Entries are due to me by 12 p.m., December 1, and I shall be the sole arbiter of everything.