Palm-no-live

Formaldehyde?! You're soaking in it. Palmolive's Madge the Manicurist has gone to that great salon in the sky. Jan Miner, 86, the actress who portrayed Madge, has broken her final nail. While her family vehemently denies rumors of Ms. Miner being embalmed with the dish soap, she looked surprisingly smooth at her wake.
(Guest obit courtesy of Monty)