Pop Rocks Doc Cops Box
William Mitchell, the
food scientist who created Pop Rocks, was killed in a tragic accident while
attempting to disprove an urban legend. After downing 5 packets of his sugary
confection, he followed it with a swig of Dr. Pepper. Failing to account for
the prune juice coefficient, Mitchell’s stomach exploded. “Coca-cola, sure,
that’s safe, but Dr. Pepper? You’re asking for trouble,” said former LIFE
commercials spokesman Mikey.
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