No Dice

(Accolades for Monty)

Or
Don't move out of your parents' basement....it'll save on burial costs.
(Whoop Whoop for Phil)

Or
His Coffin Will be 20-Sided
(Honorifics for Craig)

Or
Rolling Snake Eyes on Invincibility
(Cap tip to Joe)

Or
Rolled a 1 on the save
(Give it up for Greg)

Or
-10 hp... (Really, the possibilities are endless. Well, perhaps not endless, but at least 4d6+INT mod.
(Greg keeps rolling)

Or
Looks Like we’re Going to Need a New Vice Presidential Action Ranger
(Congrats to Craig)

Or
He should have used that death blocking charm
(We get the point, Monty)
If you didn’t get most of these, pat yourself on the back, as you probably left your parent’s basement at an appropriate age. Gary Gygax, who co-created a generation of dice-rolling, orc-loving shut-ins with the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons, starting the role-playing phenomenon, has died at the age of 69. Started in 1974, D&D’s mythical characters, multi-sided dice and unrepentant love for actuarial tables started a craze and inspired video games, books, movies, a cartoon, and according to Patricia Pulling, several suicides.