Ask Not For Whom Eight Belles Tolled

It tolled for Larry Jones, trainer to the second-place Kentucky Derby finisher, who got the glue treatment after breaking both ankles after the Derby. Eight Belles was the first filly to run in the Kentucky Derby since 1999, clearly showing all those Title IX enthusiasts that their cause is a farce - women can’t keep up with men and no one wants to see them compete, anyway. So ladies, give up the games, let the men play and have the cold beer waiting for them when they return.