Out of Thin Heir

Casey Johnson, Johnson & Johnson heiress and tabloid fodder, has died; despite her history of drug problems, her death may be related to not taking drugs, specifically her diabetes medication. Among the highlights of her useless celebutante life as detailed by the New York Post’s Page 6: losing a boyfriend 12 years her senior to an aunt 30 years her senior, her bad ass texts that prompted Nicole Richie to cut a bitch and Bijou Phillips to slap a former Playmate, having her hair set on fire by her then-girlfriend, stealing clothing, jewelry and shoes from the then-ex-girlfriend’s new lover, while leaving a used vibrator as a calling card, and finally her engagement to Tila Tequila, with Johnson’s appearance in the 2002 documentary The It Girls fulfilling the reality show prerequisite to Tequila’s heart.