What's the Worst that Could Happen? Yeah, I Guess That Would Do It

(An epitaphany shared with Phil)

Or
16 Candles, on the Pyre Tonight

Or
Johnny Maestro and the Cemetery Ridge
(Props to Phil Castagna)
Johnny Maestro, lead singer for The Crests, the Del-Satins and the Brooklyn Bridge, has died of cancer at the age of 70. With The Crests, he was best remembered for 16 Candles, with the Brooklyn Bridge he was best remembered for The Worst That Could Happen, and in his solo career, he was best remembered as that guy that used to be in The Crests.