Immobile and Indifferent

Or

2 Fast, Anyway

Or

Dead and Furious 

(Props to Nathan)

Paul Walker, pretty boy actor in a bunch of really crappy movies that you shouldn’t waste time or money seeing, died in a fiery car crash at the age of 40. Or was murdered, if Tila Tequila is a credible source. He was the quarterback with bad knees and hot whipped cream-covered girlfriend in Varsity Blues, the guy with the stranded sled dogs in Eight Below, and a undercover cop/FBI agent in some of the Fast and the Furious movies.