The Shaggy DOA

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The longest distance dedication

(Kudos to Shawn)

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Reaching for the stars just got a little easier

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Keeping his feet in the ground...

(More merit for Mark)

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Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the feeding tube

(Props to Patrick)

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Final Countdown

Casey Kasem, who made more out of his ability to count than anyone this side of Sesame Street, has died at the age of 82. As the co-founder of the American Top 40 franchise and its spin-offs, Kasem helped limit pop music radioplay to the same songs day after day ad nauseum for almost 40 years. He also put his distinctive voice to good use in a variety of animated shows, including Norville “Shaggy” Rogers in Scooby-Doo cartoons and movies for 40 years, Robin in Super Friends, Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Return of the King, Alexander Cabot III, manager of Josie and the Pussycats, and, in his best live action role, the friend of lunatic scientist Bruce Dern in The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant. He served as the narrator for the pilot of Soap, but quit immediately thereafter because of the show’s adult themes.