Take Him Home, Dusty Rhodes

Or

Rhodes Cooler

Or

Ashes to Ashes, Dusty to Dust

(Props to Steve)

Or

American Dream Deferred

(Kudos to Peter)

Or

Rhodes Kill

Virgil Riley Runnels Jr., call name Dusty Rhodes, has died of stomach cancer at the age of 69. Rhodes took the nickname "The American Dream," apparently assuming the American dream involved being obese and steroid addled and rolling around with half naked men. Rhodes was a three-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion, and won a range of other titles in Jim Crockett Promotions and regional organizations. He is one of six men inducted into each of the WWE, WCW, Professional Wrestling, and Wrestling Observer Newsletter Halls of Fame.