Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Joaquin Balaguer is still dead

Humble apologies to Tom, who had former Dominican Republic president Joaquin Balaguer in his list, and I overlooked his passing.

That was Tom's 4th fatality, putting him in the top spot with just 24 days left. As an aside, 3 of Tom's 4 have been solo, so you know who's looking forward to the revised scoring system.

The revised leaderboard:
1st: Tom 4 dead, 28 points
2nd: Me 3 dead, 85 points
3rd: Ryan 3 dead, 73 points
4th: Me again 3 dead, 41 points
5th: 7 tied 2 dead

To head off any arguments, unless I see a body on the evening news, Osama is still alive. Results are final at 11:59 p.m. Nov. 30. If his remains are found after Nov. 30, you are SOL, and I don't mean Satellite of Love. If Osama is selected for next year's pool, there has to be definitive proof that he died during that year's pool. If on Dec. 2 its found that his skull has been used in a Kandahar dinner theater production of Hamlet, alas poor Yoric, you also are SOL.

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