Idi: Meany Mighty Gone
Inspiration for the title from Ali.
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Coup d’estate
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Ugandan dead spotIdi Amin, the Butcher of Africa, the self-proclaimed King of Scotland, His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, died Saturday morning. In one of the most fitting pairings of a life of cruelty and karmic comeuppance, the legendarily murderous former dictator of Uganda suffered from multiple organ failure, with a touch of sepsis to ice the celestial cake. Living a life equal parts bizarre and bizarre, Amin was reportedly responsible for the deaths of between 100,000 and 500,000 of his subjects, some of whose heads he kept stored in a refrigerator for use as centerpieces for state dinners. At one point, so many bodies were fed to crocodiles that the remains occasionally clogged intake ducts at Uganda's main hydroelectric plant at Jinja. But he had a lighter side, declaring himself king of Scotland, banning hippies and mini-skirts, and appearing at a royal Saudi Arabian funeral in 1975 wearing a kilt. He also awarded himself the Victoria Cross, offered to visit Northern Ireland as a peace mediator, and said that he, not the Queen, should be head of the Commonwealth. Along the way, he earned a few fans. Milton Obote, whom Amin overthrew in a bloody coup to seize power, once called Amin "the greatest brute an African mother has ever brought to life." President Jimmy Carter said events in Uganda during Amin's rule "disgusted the entire civilized world." The joy in the streets at his passing suggests more than one Ugandan had Amin in their dead pools: An Asian who gave her name only as Susan, who returned from exile even though Amin's security forces had killed her uncle and brother, said: "The world is a better place with his death."
Locally, the biggest beneficiary of the buffoon’s bon voyage is Kirsti, who takes the lead with 4 dead and 46.2222222 points.
The leaderboard:
1st Kirsti 4 dead, 46.22222222
2nd Me 4 dead, 33.88888889
3rd Conni 4 dead, 23.88888889
4th Greg’s Wily Veterans 3 dead, 26.22222222
5th Keith 3 dead, 21.66666667
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Coup d’estate
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Ugandan dead spotIdi Amin, the Butcher of Africa, the self-proclaimed King of Scotland, His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, died Saturday morning. In one of the most fitting pairings of a life of cruelty and karmic comeuppance, the legendarily murderous former dictator of Uganda suffered from multiple organ failure, with a touch of sepsis to ice the celestial cake. Living a life equal parts bizarre and bizarre, Amin was reportedly responsible for the deaths of between 100,000 and 500,000 of his subjects, some of whose heads he kept stored in a refrigerator for use as centerpieces for state dinners. At one point, so many bodies were fed to crocodiles that the remains occasionally clogged intake ducts at Uganda's main hydroelectric plant at Jinja. But he had a lighter side, declaring himself king of Scotland, banning hippies and mini-skirts, and appearing at a royal Saudi Arabian funeral in 1975 wearing a kilt. He also awarded himself the Victoria Cross, offered to visit Northern Ireland as a peace mediator, and said that he, not the Queen, should be head of the Commonwealth. Along the way, he earned a few fans. Milton Obote, whom Amin overthrew in a bloody coup to seize power, once called Amin "the greatest brute an African mother has ever brought to life." President Jimmy Carter said events in Uganda during Amin's rule "disgusted the entire civilized world." The joy in the streets at his passing suggests more than one Ugandan had Amin in their dead pools: An Asian who gave her name only as Susan, who returned from exile even though Amin's security forces had killed her uncle and brother, said: "The world is a better place with his death."
Locally, the biggest beneficiary of the buffoon’s bon voyage is Kirsti, who takes the lead with 4 dead and 46.2222222 points.
The leaderboard:
1st Kirsti 4 dead, 46.22222222
2nd Me 4 dead, 33.88888889
3rd Conni 4 dead, 23.88888889
4th Greg’s Wily Veterans 3 dead, 26.22222222
5th Keith 3 dead, 21.66666667
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