Saturday, April 24, 2004

Cold Cream

Cold Cream
Estee Lauder, who convinced people they were old and ugly to build a billion-dollar empire out of crap she used to make in her kitchen, has found the drain stopper on the fountain of youth, pulling the plug at the age of 97. Her products are expected to give her a natural look in her final repose. Calling her products "jars of hope," (not to be confused with jars for dopes) Lauder took her uncle’s recipes, added creative marketing and created a company worth $10 billion at the time of her death.

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