The English Ex-Patient

(Thanks, Mark)

Or
The Unanimated Mr. Minghella
(More Mark)

Or
Cold Mountain, Cold Body
(Additional Attention for Mark)
Anthony Minghella, whose The English Patient won 9 Oscars, including one for him as Best Director, and yielded a phenomenally boring Oscar night, has died at the age of 54 from complications from surgery. He also helped that squinty little twit Renee Zellweger join Marisa Tomei and Mira Sorvino in the WTF Oscar wing for Cold Mountain. He also scored Jude Law two Oscar nominations for Cold Mountain and The Talented Mr. Ripley, much to Sean Penn’s delight.