Dead Dawn

Or
Dirty Napping

Or
Corner 1, Baby 0
(Commendations for James)

Or
Somebody Put Johnny in a Coffin

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Demi Moore finally ditches stalker from beyond!
(Honorifics for Shawn)

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Dirt Dancing
(Oye, Oye for Don)

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Apparently Ghost 2 is now in pre-production…
(Huzzah for Don)

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Dancing with the Corpses
(Holla, for Monty)

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Nobody puts baby in a corner, but you can put Swayze in the box......
(Acclamation for Phil)

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Slow Dancing, Swayze to the Music....
(Blue ribbon for Phil)

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His name.....was Dalton
(Praise for Phil)

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If only Dr. Clay was an oncologist.....
(Phil going deep)

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So did he go to the light or did those dark crappy CGI-type creatures come get him?
(Shawn, also paying too much attention)

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What do you mean he’s dead…I just saw him in Roadhouse last night? (Reason #32 in the latest Rolling Stone to “Watch TV”)
(Shawn goes meta)

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Drats…I just put him down on a list for next year’s pool!
(Shawn, back to the drawing board)

Or
Road House Blues
(Hosannas for Don )
Patrick Swayze, the poor woman’s John Travolta, has died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57. The incredibly limited actor got his first big break as the pseudo-patriarch of The Outsiders, the worst compilation of young actors this side of a Baldwin home movie. Next came the cult classic Red Dawn, about the Soviet takeover of America that starts in a tiny town in the middle of Colorado. Then came the big time as the dance instructor at the Catskills resort who seduces underage girls and cougars in Dirty Dancing. The uplifting Ghost tells his from-beyond-the-grave love story with Demi Moore, incredulously giving Whoopi Goldberg an Oscar in the process. Other roles included a cameo on MASH as Pvt. Sturgis, whose desire to stay with his comrade despite being diagnosed with leukemia inspires a moving sermon from Father Mulcahy during a visit from a traveling cardinal, the surfing thief in Point Break, a motivational speaker/pedophile in Donnie Darko, philosopher-bouncer Dalton in Road House, earning a Razzie, a classic Saturday Night Live skit where he narrowly edged out Chris Farley for a spot as a Chippendales dancer, and the reprise of Johnny Castle, 20 years after Dirty Dancing in the prequel, set 6 years earlier.