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Richard Dawson, who made Nazis and sexual assault funny, has died of esophageal cancer at the age of 79. Dawson starred as Corporal Newkirk, the pickpocket con artist among Hogan’s Heroes, whose ease at overcoming Nazi plans made one wonder how World War II lasted longer than a holiday weekend. Next up was his martini-dry counterbalance to the myriad manic antics on Match Game, which set up his hosting duties on Family Feud, where he helped comfort housewives while cuckolding husbands, winning a daytime Emmy, despite rankling his corporate overlords. He was a bit darker as Damon Killian, host and executive producer of The Running Man, until he gets canceled by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Ben Richards.