Stoppable
(Hat tip to Monty)
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Tony Scott, the man who made the religious fanatic dwarf Tom Cruise an action hero, has died at the age of 68 after forgetting how to use a bridge. A suicide note was left, but the role of working with Bill O’Reilly on an adaptation of his historically-inspired collection of words “Killing Lincoln” has not been determined. Among the films he directed: Top Gun, where Cruise trotted out his pretty boy hotshot with a daddy complex routine… again; Unstoppable and the remake of The Taking of Pelham 123, Scott’s love letters to the men and women who keep freight trains and subways on schedule and terrorist-free; The Last Boy Scout, aka Lethal Weapon + football Days of Thunder, the second funniest movie ever about NASCAR; and The Fan, John Kruk’s acting debut.
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Tony Scott... He's Going Ballistic
(Nod to Peter)Tony Scott, the man who made the religious fanatic dwarf Tom Cruise an action hero, has died at the age of 68 after forgetting how to use a bridge. A suicide note was left, but the role of working with Bill O’Reilly on an adaptation of his historically-inspired collection of words “Killing Lincoln” has not been determined. Among the films he directed: Top Gun, where Cruise trotted out his pretty boy hotshot with a daddy complex routine… again; Unstoppable and the remake of The Taking of Pelham 123, Scott’s love letters to the men and women who keep freight trains and subways on schedule and terrorist-free; The Last Boy Scout, aka Lethal Weapon + football Days of Thunder, the second funniest movie ever about NASCAR; and The Fan, John Kruk’s acting debut.
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