No Es Mas Macho

Hector “Macho” Camacho, who unlike Disco Stu *did* need to advertise, has died at the age of 50 after getting shot in the head while sitting in a parked car, I’m sure thwarting many Pooligans hoping for a cherry picked hit to start the new campaign. The former juvenile delinquent used his street smarts and lightning quick hands to win world championships in the super featherweight, lightweight and junior welterweight divisions. Well known for his flamboyance, at varying times Camacho entered the ring in a diaper, a gladiator’s uniform, a dress, an Indian headdress, and, because none of those outfits exactly screamed it, a fur robe with “Macho” stitched across the back. He never really left the streets, with a post-career string of arrests, often for drugs, and 10 bags of cocaine were found in the car he was shot in. He also once tried to take an M-16 rifle through customs.