Coffin Filla

S. Truett Cathy, purveyor of fine chicken and self-righteous rejector of civil rights, has died at the age of 93. Cathy, whose loving God apparently didn’t like gays, eating on the Sabbath, or cows that can spell, founded Chick-fil-a in 1946, the same year his social views stopped evolving. Appropriately enough, Cathy died just after midnight on a Monday morning, preserving the sanctity of the Lord’s Day, and ensuring that the bereaved could mourn his passing over a chicken biscuit sandwich.