PowerBar Outage

Brian Maxwell, a former world class marathon runner who later founded the multimillion-dollar PowerBar empire died Friday of a heart attack, proving healthy eating and living are overrated and you should all get off my back. At one time the third-best marathoner in the world, he was on the 1980 Olympic team that stayed home during the boycott, but drowned his sorrows when he sold PowerBar to Nestle in 2000 for $375 million.