That's The Night That The Lights Went Out On Georgia

(Can I get a whoop whoop for Phil?)

Or
The Final Frontiere
(Phil strikes again)

The Devil Went Down on Georgia
(Phil, still deeply troubled by this one)
Georgia Frontiere, who left Southern California bereft of football, has died of breast cancer at the age of 80. The St. Louis native picked up the LA Rams and became a hometown hero when she dropped them off in 1995. The former nightclub singer was the first woman owner in NHL history when she took over the team when her 7th husband, Carroll Rosenbloom, was drowned by the mob. Five years later, the Rams won the Super Bowl, immediately paying off with more success than the St. Louis Cardinals achieved in 27 years. Her contributions included buying Cabbage Patch Kids for each member of the team and completing astrological charts for her players.