Bowman the No Man

Or
The Romanian Judge Gave Him A Death Sentence
(Cap tip to Phil)

Or
He flubbed his Triple Axel and Fell 6 Feet
(Another whoop whoop for Phil)

Or
What would Brian Boitano Do? Not drugs, dumbass!
(Phil strikes again)
Christopher Bowman, as into the snow as he was gifted on the ice, has died of an overdose at the age of 40. Bowman won U.S. men’s singles championships in 1989 and 1992, a silver in the 1989 world championship and a bronze in 1990. The Olympic medal stand eluded him, as he took 7th in 1988 and 4th in 1992. He was regarded as a showman on the ice and a snowman off, with a $950-a-day cocaine habit.