Rue Morgue

(Kudos to Monty)

Or
And the Card Attached Would Say “Watch your Ass, Betty White. Love, the Reaper”
(Can I get a whoop whoop for Lori Ann?)

Or
Thank You for Being a Pallbearer

Or
Heaven Just Got a Little More Golden... and a Whole Lot Sluttier!
(Word to Terry)
Rue McClanahan, best remembered as the blind biology teacher in Starship Troopers, has died of a brain hemorrhage at the age of 76. As the last surviving member of the Golden Girls, Betty White will honor the tontine pledged among them in the foxhole in France, and will raise a toast to her castmates in Hot in Cleveland. McClanahan was Bea Arthur’s bitch on two series, first as quiet best friend Vivian to Arthur’s strident Maude, then as Blanche Devereaux, who showed seniors could still have sex, thus spoiling the thought of it for the rest of us, on The Golden Girls, winning a best actress in a comedy Emmy in 1987. Other roles included Ruth Rempley on an episode of All in the Family, a swinger with her eyes on Archie, the cruise ship owner on Out to Sea, Madame Morrible in Wicked, Aunt Fran on the NBC version of Mama’s Family, as well as a number of books and lectures on surviving breast cancer and staying sexy into old age.