Hello, I Must Be Goughing

Or
Time to Gough
(Props to Monty)
Michael Gough, who endured Val Kilmer, MacGregor Syndrome and nippled batsuits as Alfred Pennyworth, Batman’s beloved manservant, has died at the age of 94. Other roles included the guy who set Trog free in Joan Crawford’s last movie and the scientist Nick Rivers rescues in Top Secret! After the 1979 Tony Award winner for featured actor in Bedroom Farce was replaced by that hack Michael Caine, he kept food on the table as Tim Burton’s bitch, voicing the Dodo Bird in Alice in Wonderland, Elder Gutknecht in Corpse Bride, and playing Notary Hardenbrook in Sleepy Hollow.