Bin better

Osama bin Laden has a new appreciation for the lyrics of Toby Keith, having been killed by U.S. Navy Seals while hiding out in the backyard of trusted ally Pakistan, and don’t you always find things in the last place you think to look despite suspecting they were there all along and despite repeated assurances from said place that there is no way it could possibly be there? In the process, President Obama managed to piss off Muslims, namby pamby human rights activists, conservative Republicans, Native Americans and Pakistanis. No good deed goes unpunished.