Will it Be Coffin #1, Coffin #2 or Coffin #3?

Or

The Cremating Game

Jim Lange, who as host of The Dating Game was one of the first to make sport of the humiliating, frustrating, and rarely joyful process of attempting to make a connection with another human being in an increasingly chaotic and fractured society for the pleasure of Middle Class America sitting on their couches and La-Z-Boy recliners ignoring the mates they accidentally knocked up in the back seat of their dad’s station wagon after the prom as they drink themselves into a stupor and await their massive strokes and the end of their meaningless existences has died of, fittingly enough, a heart attack. He was 81.