Over the Hilda

Sigrid Valdis, aka, Patricia Crane, the sexy blonde secretary on whose desk you could usually find Colonel Hogan when Colonel Klink came simpering out of his office, has died of lung cancer at the age of 72. Shortly before the end of the funniest sitcom ever about Nazis, she married series star Bob Crane, who 8 years later got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.