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Clarence Clemons, who brought the cool to make a scrawny kid from New Jersey, a dork in a doo rag, a screechy redhead and a drum-playing accountant one of the greatest rock bands of all time, has died at the age of 69 following a stroke likely brought on by the realization he had gone from playing with Bruce Springsteen to playing on the record of a woman who wore a meat dress. As testament to his lasting cultural significance, he was one of the Three Most Important People In The World in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.