Kris Kross Got Dumped, Dumped

Or

Totally Krossed Out

Or

Warm it Up

Chris Kelly, the Mac Daddy of the 1990s rap duo Kris Kross, has died of a drug overdose at the age of 34. Best remembered for Jump, Kriss Kross won no Grammys, Album of the Year awards, or American Music Award awards before breaking up to focus on individual efforts that no one bought. Kelly will be buried upside down while wearing a black suit backwards.